This is a mess.
Pooping shouldn't be a shitty experience.

This is a mess.
Pooping shouldn't be a shitty experience.

Yet here we are:

Return Trips.
Partial Exits.
Re-Wipes.

Every day.
Like that's normal.

It's not.

Yet here we are:

Return Trips.
Partial Exits.
Re-Wipes.

Every day.
Like that's normal.

It's not.

This shouldn't be a project.

If you have to think about it, it wasn't good.

This shouldn't be a project.

If you have to think about it, it wasn't good.


If you’re still wiping five minutes later, it failed.
If you went through half a roll of TP, it failed.
If you’re wondering whether you’re actually done, it failed.

A good poop doesn’t demand perseverance.


If you’re still wiping five minutes later, it failed.
If you went through half a roll of TP, it failed.
If you’re wondering whether you’re actually done, it failed.

A good poop doesn’t demand perseverance.


This shouldn't be a project.

If you have to think about it, it wasn't good.

If you’re still wiping five minutes later, it failed.

If you went through half a roll of TP, it failed.

If you’re wondering whether you’re actually done, it failed.


A good poop doesn’t demand perseverance.


Goose.

A daily gut-health drink.
Taken once.
With water.
Then you move on.

Not a cleanse.
Not a lifestyle.
Not a personality.

Just something that works the way it should.

The standard is simple.


Goose.

A daily gut-health drink.
Taken once.
With water.
Then you move on.

Not a cleanse.
Not a lifestyle.
Not a personality.

Just something that works the way it should.

The standard is simple.

Goose.
Leave it all behind.

Goose.
Leave it all behind.